Me!

I really want to grow up, I want to be able to hear a fart and not break out laughing. I like old people breakfast food because it makes me feel like my lack of exercise is okay since I’m eating good things. I’m scared of a lot of things, mostly ones that I can’t control. I’m a list person, my whole day is planned on a piece of paper. There you go, you know all my secerts now. Enjoy them, tell me if they do you any good they just keep me up at night.